Heights of ...

Height of Honesty - A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.

Height of Confusion - Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

Height of pain - A monkey sliding down a knife’s edge using balls as his brakes.

Height of Foolishness - A guy peeping thru’ the keyhole of a glass door.

Height of Itch - A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Innocence - A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.

Height of Unemployment - Cobwebs in prostitute’s cunt.

Height of Competition:
1.A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
2.A topless lady standing near mount everest.

Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

Height of Technology: Condom with zip.

Height of Penetration: A baby girl born pregnant.

Height of Darkness: A negro searching for his penis in a dark room.

Height of fashion: A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.

Height of patience: A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.

Height of coincidence: And the banana falling in

HEIGHT OF PAIN: the whole banana bunch falls down..

Height of salesmanship: Monkey selling bananas

Height of laziness: A man marrying a pregnant woman

Height of coincidence: My Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

Height of Frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his arse is itching.